Valentines’ cards never fit my way of declaring to someone, so here’s a card for all the people in the same situation as me. It has been cleverly designed to be printed with your own printer (tss cheapskates).
The card reads “You make my head spin/But my chloroform makes yours spin even more!”

Besides, it is written in French, the language of l’amour et du romantisme. I’m so gonna score with that.